Hitting on a Mormon Girl

I was at freshman football the other day, minding the cheerleader’s business and I think, Hey, you know what would make me popular… going over there and hitting on those cheer-letes (That is the politically correct way of saying it). So I go over to them, and I say to one particular girl "Do you have a boyfriend?" (The girl says why or no or something) "Do you want one?" Now, I think that this is a perfectly nice thing to say, especially followed by a "You don't need a license to use these guns" while flexing.
I run my laps thinking Who the man? You the man.

Later that evening I talk to my brother and he says, “Do you know {name omitted to protect the innocent}”
I vaguely recalled use of the name, but could not locate the source off the top of my head. So of course I say yes.
“The red-head from our ward?”
And I realize: Woooooo. You are saying I was trying to pick up a miamaid? From our WARD!!!!!!!

Now, this was Wednesday and we have mutual, combined activity. I show up and who should greet me but Mrs. Red-head, smile that cheerleader smile.
Awkward

Now, my friend best summarized it by saying:
Let’s look at the pros and cons of this one:
CONS: (bad news first so you don’t feel so bad about yourself when it comes to the good stuff...)
*you screwed up...
*She’s in your ward
*20 bucks says every girl in the ward will hear about this one.
PROS:
*Popularity just went up (whether good or bad could be a different thing...)

Worth it or not, I figure I’ll date outside the confines of our building

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